CHONK

If you hear a jovial melody through the grove you may follow it to come upon a cheerful satyr, lovingly known as Chonk to his friends. He is a shameless fellow with no use for clothes, or any form of tact. His sense of humor consists solely of dad jokes and terrible puns, yet Chonk is always happy to welcome you with wine and music to his area of the grove.  Spend the night with him in his clearing and he will soon help you forget all your troubles.

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$170
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11 products
Made to Order Chonk
Made to Order Chonk
Made to Order Chonk
Price
$75
New
WHOOPS! Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
WHOOPS! Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
WHOOPS! Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Price
$155
New
Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Extra Large Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Price
$170
Medium Chonk 00-31 Soft Firmness
Medium Chonk 00-31 Soft Firmness
Medium Chonk 00-31 Soft Firmness
Price
$125
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Price
$75
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Price
$75
Small Chonk 00-50 Medium Firmness
Small Chonk 00-50 Medium Firmness
Small Chonk 00-50 Medium Firmness
Price
$75
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Price
$75
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Price
$75
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-20 Super Soft Firmness
Price
$95
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Small Chonk 00-30 Soft Firmness
Price
$75

This item is made of platinum cured silicone, cosmetic grade mica and silicone pigments. We use body safe materials and aim to provide toys that are easy to clean and have a long lifespan. These toys are novelties and are not medical devices.  We are not responsible for any injury that occurs from use.  Please use these toys responsibly and respect the limits of your body and the toy.

 

Due to the nature of these toys, all sales are final.  Please be sure to read our returns and cancellations policy and terms of service here before purchasing.  For information on the care and keeping of your toy check out our care sheet. The toy pictured is the one being purchased.